Company demands 5 days in office after years of remote, employee has a secret escape plan: 'The only thing that's changed is their desire for control'

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  • A man in a dress shirt uses his phone at a table at home
  • Company is demanding 5 days RTO in 2026 after years of remote. Joke's on them, I prepared for this.

    I need to vent about the absolute lack of logic in corporate "Return to Office" mandates. For context, I worked 100% remote from 2020 to 2023. It was productive, efficient, and my quality of life was great. Then, in 2023, they dragged us back for "collaboration" just 1 day a week. It was annoying, but manageable.
  • I need to vent about the absolute lack of logic in corporate "Return to Office" mandates. For context, I worked 100% remote from 2020 to 2023. It was productive, efficient, and my quality of life was great. Then, in 2023, they dragged us back for "collaboration" just 1 day a week. It was annoying, but manageable.
  • Now, the hammer just dropped: In 2026, they are mandating a full 5- day-a-week return to the office. No hybrid. No flexibility. Just 100% ass-in-seat. I genuinely do not understand the mindset of forcing people like cattle into a building they don't want to be in, just so executives can parade around their commercial real estate investment. The work hasn't changed. The only thing that's changed is their desire for control.
  • But here is the silver lining. When they started the 1-day RTO nonsense back in 2023, I saw the writing on the wall. I started a side hustle and have been grinding on it pretty hard for the last few years. So, instead of falling in line and wasting hours of my life. commuting again, I'm pivoting. I'm taking my side hustle full-time and
  • going self-employed. They think they're calling the shots, but they're actually just pushing their experienced talent out the door. To anyone else seeing these mandates creep up: Start your exit plan now. Don't let them own your time.
  • TL;DR: Company went from remote -> 1 day hybrid -> mandatory 5 days RTO in 2026. I spent the last 3 years building a side business, so instead of complying, I'm quitting to work for myself. Bye.
  • A man in a dress shirt talks on the phone while using a laptop at home
  • Commenters gave their thoughts on this story.

    Sharp_Mind_2199 Don't quit. Make them fire you, collect your benefits and potential severance. Just stop doing the work.
  • chaoticdefault54 You're just playing into their hand. They wanna get rid of you without paying severance Imao. If I were you I'd just keep working from home doing the bare minimum until you get fired to squeeze out some extra paychecks (and even maybe some severance, but not likely). You already have an established side hustle so you can just mostly work on that while you're home
  • meramec785 That's the point for them. It's a way to do layoffs and get rid of expensive employees. Good luck though.
  • Reasonable_Comb_... And they are fine with that. Because like you said its about control. They will shot themselves in the foot until its gone as long as they fill in control. Im hoping a lot of these companies lose all their talent and go bankrupt. Unfortunately the ppl at the top will still have their millions.
  • cl8855 Jokes on you half the purpose is to get people to quit. This is what our company did in addition to requiring people to move across the country, for people to quit without severance
  • coatisabrownishc... So many comments missing the point. The point isnt to "stick it to the man." The point is that OP has set themselves up for success, more fulfilling work, and independence. They got paid their wage while building their own business and are now ready to step into it full time. Thats great! Who cares if OP quitting is what the company wants - its also what OP wants.
  • Self-employment was always my goal, and now Im there. The only thing that sucks is health insurance (yay USA).
  • GroinReaper You aren't really sticking it to them. These mandates are, in large part, a way of firing people and not paying severance. I encourage you to do what's best for you. But you're kind of doing what they want.
  • DW171 > but they're actually just pushing their experienced talent out the door This is always what happens . . . the best employees are the first to leave, and the worst are the last. I'm kind of stunned companies never figure this out. Race to the bottom.
  • Max_Rocketanski See also: "Dumb Sizing". When a company lays off a certain percentage of workers in order to cut labor costs, the smart, capable employees see the writing on the wall, so they immediately begin looking elsewhere for a new job and soon leave. The not so smart, not so capable employees stay because they can't get a better job.
  • The end result: the company's productivity and profitability suffers because the best performing employees have left for greener pastures. Congrats to you on taking your side hustle and making it full time! I've been WFH since the spring of 2020 and I will never go back to RTO.
  • EpiJade My husband has been remote since 2020. They sold the building they were in and then rented a very small office that only had room for 2 or 3 people at a time. Suddenly my husband gets an email last week that the renovations are finished on some new
  • space and they want people in 2 or 3 days a week except for a list of specific people. who have medical exemptions (feels less than legal to send out who has medical exemptions but tracks for this fucking office). He's going to talk to his boss and I'm working on getting him a medical exemption.
  • 613Flyer Companies are doing return to office before layoffs so people quit and they don't have to pay severance or lay off that many people. They know people will quit when they rto. Stay, make them fire you. Get paid
  • TheDopplegamer Dont quit, just dont come in and make them fire you, but pry every paycheck you can out of them.
  • Groovychick1978 Continue with your normal duties at home until they fire you. Do not quit. This is a known tactic to force attrition. They want people to quit. If you quit, their metrics stay good. Better even. Make them fire you. Continue your job at home.
  • imheavenagoodti... The title of this thread made me think 5 days for the whole year xD I was like, hey, that's not that bad.. Going back from remote to 5 days a week?? F THAT!! Sorry OP :(
  • eightfingeredtypist Ease out, don't rage quit. Work part time as a contractor, no benefits, or whatever works best for you. The planning you did is important. You should have a business plan. That format brings reality to the dream of being self employed.
  • I spent five years planning to leave the boss I worked for. When my youngest started school, I did it. The years until my youngest started college were slow, because I was being a present parent. The past 17 years have been great.
  • PJFlyer85 they want "culture" but all we grow in open-plan petri dishes is resentment and passive-aggressive slack reacts
  • WildmouseX Durring remote work corporate heads learned that their job is pointless if they can't wonder around and look over people's shoulders.

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